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I is a writaw! And my onglish is perfuct!

Stupidity aside, I am an activated Nat'l Guard soldier out of Iowa who was deployed to Afghanistan from June '04 to June '05. When I got back to Ft. Hood, having not died in Afghanistan, I was thusly diagnosed with malignant melanoma, a rather nasty skin cancer that is unpredictable. Worse than that, it was discovered to have metasticized to the lymph nodes in my neck (What a treat!). Since that last summer, I have been through 64 days of chemo-hell (It could've been worse. Some cancer patients have to do entire years of that shit!), and radiation (which wasn't so bad, aside from the fact it burned out my vocal chords for a few weeks, and gave me a maddeningly uncomfortable sensation in my throat.). My last PET scan revealed no new anomalies (thank God!) since then, and I am free and clear of the effects of the chemo and radiation...well...not entirely. The chemo screwed me in a physically fit sort of way...which really pisses me off, because everyone else I know LOST weight from chemo, while I ended up GAINING it! Ain't that some shit? But I will exact my vengeance upon Satan! Oho, that demonic shit will see the bottomside of my shoes every chance I get to show him!

If any of you have the notion that Republicans are evil...child, meet the epitomy of thy prejudice! Yes, I'm a neo con, and yes, you can call me evil if you want (though not all rationally minded folks, aka moderates, would agree with you). I'm all about a wall on the border and enforcing immigration laws, killing terrorists, owning guns, and even supporting (gasp!) a capitalist system (mostly because I believe in free enterprise, and the ability for consumers to choose what to buy, as opposed to what a socialist government chooses for them). But, here's the maddening part about my villainy: I'm all about equal rights for all. Nope, I'm not an anti-semitic nazi, nor am I some minority hating "redneck" either. So, unfortunately, for those of you who might be America-hating commie bastards wanting to assign me to an easily definable demographic of evil without a basis of argument to support such an accusation, that just isn't going to fly.
Perhaps you'd call me evil for the lack of compunction that I have. For example, if I lost a limb (preferably the leg, below the knee) to some freakish accident, and the doctor couldn't reattach it, I would insist on being availed the opportunity to grab a few beers and throw it on the grill (it should never lose its purpose just because it's no longer attached).

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